the crazies come out on halloween

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERY ONE!!!

I might be a little bit old for this but i have been waiting all week for this day! I absolutely adore stuffing my face with ice cream, and candy, and anything sweet. The same thing has happened since i was a little kid; I eat and eat and eat while every one around me is trying to tell me to slow down. Of course i dont listen, until the next day when im sitting infront of the toilet throwing up the pounds of candy i somehow forced down my throat.

Every one has seen that scream costume. The one that every single latino kid has worn once in his life. Well i cant stand those. They really truly scare me. THEY ARE UNESCAPABLE!!!!

mariachi funky disco

I like electronic music, but i adore mariachi even more. I guess its just the latin part of me that gets all worm inside. I would have never thought of mixing the two together, until i heard Nortec Collective play at the sunset junction. I fell in love! I was recently listening to them and i couldnt help but want to dance while juggling a burrito in one hand and dancing quebraditas.

Hot Chicks Who Play Synths

Everyone loves hot chicks. Even other chicks love hot chicks, regardless of sexual preference. But what’s better than hot chicks? Hot chicks who play hot fuckin synths. Nothing gets me goin’ like a total babe laying down some fat synth bass that just destroys. That’s why I salute these two ladies in the first edition of this series of blogs: Hot Chicks Who Play Synths.

First up: Emily Haines of synth-pop-rock band Metric. Not only is she a total blonde babe that is reminiscent of Blondie herself, but she plays a fucking SCI PRO ONE!!! One of the fattest analog bass synths ever made, this monster of a synth is a toal classic and it does my heart good to see some analog synthesis going on during the show.

Next: Nancy Whang of LCD Soundsystem and The Juan Maclean! This babe is for you if you dig the Asian persuasion but she also rocks three synths AND an MPC during LCD shows! She really knows her way around the knobs and those babies. If she weren’t laying down hot synth lines for LCD, their shows would sound empty without her, and for that, we honor you through this post!

By Evan Gall

Die reinste freude ist die schadenfreude

This is one of my favorte german frazes. It means "our purest joy comes from seeing people we envy get hurt".

We all know that we feel some sort of satisfaction when someone we envy tripps and falls. No matter how nice you are, you are familiar with this feeling.

I remember being in elementery school, and seeing this girl with the new my little pony. She was brushing its pink tail. At that very moment she got up, she tripped and fell on a banana peel. I was concerned and helped her up but i know that deep down inside i was smiling.

"another one of those days"

Many things are terrible, two of those include Uggs and crocks.

I'm not sure which is worse, but they both seem equally bad.

Ive been looking for a part time job every where. You know the kind that pays next to nothing, and is all together boring. I haven't found a single thing!

A few days ago i stumbled on to a shoe fetish add. People will pay you a lot of $$$ if u send them your old dirty shoes and a pic of your feet. It seems like a quick way to make cash, but totally degrading. I don't know if i should do the shoe thing or get a respectable job that pays horribly.

(I love you emma)

"nobody in this shit hole gets me because i don't put out"

"We don't put out!"
My favorite character in my absolute favorite movie is Chorinne Burns, who lives by this quote, and many others including; don't get screwed. Although her band, the stains sucked, her crazy outfits and skunk like hair was awesome. If i could be like any one i would want to be like her. Shes one girl you wouldn't want to fuck with. Lady's and gentleman the fabulous stains also stars Steve Jones and Paul Cook (of the sex pistols), Paul Simonon (of the clash), Vince Welnick (of the tubes), and Barry Ford.

What should i wear???

A friend invited me to an anarchists meeting. Im really curious what they are like but i have no idea what to wear. Im pretty sure they just bitch about everything. im pretty good at that.

I think full on leather is the way to go. Probably with some t shirt that sais Fuck the government. Leather over the knee boots are super in and i bet my pair would be perfect for this event.

im blowin ur mind like a poisonus mushroom

Vanilla ice would kick Lil Wayne's ass in a rap battle no matter how much he looks like a predator.

What the fuck happened to rap? It use to be about surviving in the hood, respect, and what not.

Now all you hear on the radio is douche bags talking about Ferrari's, gold chains, big houses, and girls with big asses. If these guys where so "hood" i doubt they'd let some record company scam them out of half of their own income. Rappers should stick to what they know best, instead of singing in annoying robot like voices.

Interview with Ben and Evan. A real mans perspective.

I wanted to start my first blog by digging deep into the complicated minds of my two good friends, Evan and Ben. They are both very attractive and intelligent guys who spend all there time beating the ladies off with a stick. They wear leather and DJ. What could be better. I interviewed them about love and girls.

Q: Hi guys! So I have been wondering this for a while. You guys have all the girls on your nuts, Do you prefer playing the field or going out with one person seriously?

Ben: It all depends, if its a special person like evan, then I want him for the long run. (he thinks for a couple of seconds) Never mind id rather play the field.

Q: Haha! Thats quite interesting. Would you prefer getting baked goods, flowers, or or underwear from a girl?

Evan: Baked goods! My grandmothers an insane baker. Cookies are pretty bomb.

Ben: If it looks like shit, i dont want it. If it doesnt then ill eat it. Im talking about baked goods. Theres nothing you can really do with underwear. Im not one of those creeps.

Q:Would you find it hot if megan fox was laying down naked on top of a synth?

Evan: That would be interesting. Yes, i would. Im not sure shed fit.

Q:Blond or Brunette?

Evan: brunette.

Ben: It all depends on ethnicity. I like the chick on modern family. (he points down) It doesnt discriminte....

Q: Beyonce or Rhianna?

Evan: Beyonce. Rhiannas a skinny bitch.

Ben: Beyonce! Have you seen her legs? Oh my God! shes like a godess! And that ass...

Q: Wow you really like Beyonce. If you had to go out with a man who would it be and why?

Ben: I dont want to sound cliche, but Brad Pitt. Although i didnt like his long blond hair in troy. He has nice pecks. Actually Tom Cruise because HE KNOWS HOW TO SUCK. I could be the man in that relationship.